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rodhog
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Sometimes life isn't FAIR..................
Confucius Says: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is
Left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.
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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
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Back-Lash
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busterb9
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Location: Chapel Hill/Wrightsville Beach
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| Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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| he also say: man who make love on ground, have piece on earth |
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pete1
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| Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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and he say: He who drops watch in toilet have shitty time  |
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The Carrier Cooler
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He who stand on corner with hand in pocket may not look stupid but he feel nuts!
He who farts in church sit in own pew! |
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PLAN9
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Joined: Mar 09, 2006
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Woman who put carrots
and pea in same pot very unsanitary
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"People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security deserve neither and will lose both"
"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not" |
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travish
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Joined: Apr 17, 2006
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Location: Dunn NC
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| Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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| man with hands in pockets plays with more than keys |
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brad_419
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Joined: May 25, 2007
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Location: Bolivia,NC
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He who sleeps with itchy butt wakes with stinky finger
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"And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat."
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Oldguy
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Joined: Aug 31, 2009
Posts: 150
Location: nobody knows
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| Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| "Man who screw exhaust pipe have hot rod". |
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nc_island_man
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Joined: Apr 19, 2008
Posts: 169
Location: Oak Island, NC
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Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways
Going to Bangcock
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lyndonc
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Location: Holden Beach
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Back-Lash
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Joined: Dec 15, 2004
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Location: Sneads Ferry
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Confucius say,
"If you are in a book store and cannot find
the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....
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Oldcabdriver
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Joined: Apr 18, 2007
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Location: Southport
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| Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:19 am Post subject: |
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Thanks, Rodhog. I haven't laughed so hard in months!
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JKil1
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Joined: Nov 24, 2008
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Location: Holden Beach/Wilmington
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Confucius Says:
-baseball not right, man with 4 balls cannot walk.
-Panties are not the greatest thing on earth, but close to it.
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